I think about awesome date scenarios all the time, and I can’t believe this is the first time I thought of this one. Broadway. WAM BAM. Take a girl to see a broadway show? Is that not the greatest idea ever? I’m not really a big theater person or whatever, but I saw Mary Poppins on Broadway last year and holy lord almighty, it was probably one of the greatest experiences ever. Despite the fact that there was only enough legroom for a midget. But for a date I won’t be in the nosebleeds, obvi. Of course, this would have to be a date with a woman who likes that sort of thing, but who the hell doesn’t like Broadway? Uncultured COMMUNISTS, that’s who. And I don’t fancy me those kinds of women. I’m just full of so many awesome date ideas, and now I feel really bad for not taking my ex on a lot more dates. Because dates are cool! Sometimes. Next girlfriend, I will take on a lot of dates. Unless it’s while I’m in college, in which case she’ll have to settle for Frank’s theaters and Yorktown. Sike, there’s a really pretty lake by York that’s a nice place to go for a good ol’ fashioned lake date. Because the lake is free. And frank’s and yorktown is cheap. And any nigga who’s in college knows they don’t have money to be trifling around when they’re in college. Unless you just happen to own a townhouse in Philly and rent it out to pay your way through college….
Wow tumblr I’m so glad only like a quarter of that last post actually posted. Now I’m gonna seem like a cheap douchewad.
Me right now
TIMMY IS AN AVERAGE KID, AND NO ONE UNDERSTANDS. BAH DAH.
MOM AND DAD AND VICKY ALWAYS GIVING HIM COMMANDS. BAD TWERP!
THE DOOM AND GLOOM UP IN HIS ROOM IS BROKEN INSTANTLY, BY HIS MAGIC LITTLE FISH WHO GRANT HIS EVERY WISH
CAUSE IN REALITTTYY
THEY ARE HIS ODDPARENTS
FAIRLY ODDPARENTS
WANDS AND WINGS. FLOATY CROWNY THINGS!
ODDPARENTS FAIRLY ODDPARENTS…?
but what if
Stop.
